BORING boring BOring BorING Monday im in my publicity class and it freaking blows! the thing i hated the most was i had to get up at 5:40 hahaha to be here at 7 and just be on the internet till 9 :P
i found the coolest joke today, aparently no one finds it funny but me either way im gonna post it, i found it online on this website, inc ase of any coprywright control. haha HERE WEBSITE
-An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a
steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with
the steering wheel down your pants?"
"Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!
-A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer,
he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie."
Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except for himself and the
bartender at the end of the bar.
A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful shirt."
At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind,"
he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and
there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
"Say what?" replied the man in disbelief.
"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."
-A drunken guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over.
He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you,Batman!?"
-Two drunks were in a bar feeling angry. Then Angry got mad and walked out.
hahaha i thought they were awesome, today im happy im listening to a Madredeus cd (with Orchestra) i think its called Euphoria. its amazing i really recomend it :)
i also found an old pic i took a long time agooo, i think its beautiful, the picture has text it was taken from a song by sopor aeternus, i thinks its a beautiful song hahaha even of sopor aeternus reminds me of something not so nice haha :P

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